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Post by spriskeptic on Oct 14, 2008 10:20:46 GMT -5
Ok everyone, it seems that we're slacking off so I'm going to try something new.
Everyone has seen (or at least heard) Forest Gump and his quote, " Momma always says, 'Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get.'"
Well everyone seems to have a little variation on that quote and I wanted to hear yours.
For this thread please begin each with the phrase:
Life is like ...
and then add your own wisdom.
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Post by spriskeptic on Oct 14, 2008 10:24:22 GMT -5
Lige is like...
a work of art; wierd, confusing, most people don't like it and even fewer understand it.
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Post by spriskeptic on Oct 15, 2008 10:47:29 GMT -5
Life is like a box of chocolates....
you sit there minding your own business and then someone comes over and sticks their thumb in your @ss.
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Post by wrath186 on Oct 15, 2008 15:55:51 GMT -5
Life is like hard tac candy. Rough on the teeth, but sweet on the tongue.
I have no idea what that means. ;D
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Post by daynjohn on Oct 15, 2008 18:45:01 GMT -5
Life is like......
A Christms tree. Pretty at first until you step on the needles.
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Post by daynjohn on Oct 15, 2008 18:48:12 GMT -5
Life is like.....
A piece of coal. You can end up a diamond or a piece of dirt
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Post by Michelle on Oct 15, 2008 19:17:50 GMT -5
Life is like a rollercoaster, it has its ups and downs!
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Post by wrath186 on Oct 16, 2008 7:46:48 GMT -5
Life is like a bowl of cherry's, you have to avoid eating the pits!
Offered with my apologies to Erma Bombeck.
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Post by Miss Alicia on Oct 16, 2008 9:05:26 GMT -5
Life is like a snowflake. You are formed into a beautiful shape and design. You head out on a long and hopefully fun adventure. You are heading to your destination in life and hope to God that no one gets in the way trying to catch you on their tongue, just to ruin everything you were working so hard for.
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Post by Rick on Oct 17, 2008 20:19:22 GMT -5
life is like a cute adorable puppy, fun to play with but a mess to clean up after.
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Post by spriskeptic on Nov 6, 2008 16:42:23 GMT -5
Bad Bad day today....
Life is like a toilet bowl...
You sit in the dark for hours at a time, then you see the light for just a moment before some @ssh0le cr@ps all over you and the flushes you down the drain!
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Post by Miss Alicia on Nov 6, 2008 17:14:32 GMT -5
Well, they don't technically flush "you" down the toilet...they flush the cr@p down your throat against your will. lol
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Post by spriskeptic on Nov 7, 2008 11:29:38 GMT -5
Good point.
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Post by wrath186 on Nov 7, 2008 11:44:14 GMT -5
Life is like a tightly wound rubber band... I'm just preparing for the snap.
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Post by daynjohn on Nov 7, 2008 18:51:04 GMT -5
Life is like a condom.....well.....you figure it out
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Post by Rick on Nov 8, 2008 23:06:03 GMT -5
life is like the perfect song, it has melody, harmony and feeling, until someone else starts singing along, it then becomes a collection on noises that are disharmonious and lack feeling.
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Post by wrath186 on Nov 10, 2008 10:39:37 GMT -5
Life is like a giant cookie. You only really start to enjoy it when your almost near the end.
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