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Post by Eric on Sept 24, 2008 12:15:59 GMT -5
Back off, man. I'm a scientist. --- Bill Murray--- Ghostbusters
"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a God, you say YES!" ---- Ghostbusters
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? ---AIRPLANE
You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank? ----Dante Hicks--- Clerks
"Empire" had the better ending. Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader is his father, uh, Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets. ----Dante Hicks---- Clerks
It's not my d**n planet, understand, monkey boy? ---John Bigboote--- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
Ivan Checkov: I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now. Murphy: Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team. -----BOONDOCK SAINTS----
"And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti." ----The Prayer From The Boondock Saints
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Post by wrath186 on Sept 29, 2008 9:25:17 GMT -5
One of my favorites,
"Some motherf**ckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
--Wesley Snipes, Blade
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Post by Miss Alicia on Oct 3, 2008 16:50:05 GMT -5
"Hello. My name Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die" ~ Inigo Montoya in 'The Princess Bride'. My favorite movie ever!
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Post by wrath186 on Oct 6, 2008 7:34:05 GMT -5
"A friend, I am told, is worth more than pure gold."
--Popeye
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Post by spriskeptic on Oct 6, 2008 15:49:16 GMT -5
"I wouldn't trade them all for gold. Well, maybe gold... or cash money"
- Dr. Hogue, "Doc Hollywood"
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Post by Miss Alicia on Oct 6, 2008 16:52:09 GMT -5
"We was beat when we was born." ~ Jack Kelly. 'The Newsies'
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Post by Miss Alicia on Oct 6, 2008 16:55:33 GMT -5
"So that's what they call a family Mother, daughter, father, son Guess that everything you heard about is true So you ain't got any family Well, who said you needed one? Ain't ya glad nobody's waitin' up for you?
When I dream On my own I'm alone but I ain't lonely For a dreamer night's the only time of day When the city's finally sleepin' All my thoughts begin to stray And I'm on the train that's bound for Santa Fe And I'm free Like the wind Like I'm gonna live forever It's a feeling time can never take away All I need's a few more dollars And I'm outta here to stay Dreams come true Yes, they do In Santa Fe
Where does it say you gotta live and die here? Where does it say a guy can't catch a break? Why should you only take what you're given? Why should you spend your whole life livin' Trapped where there ain't no future Even at seventeen Breakin' your back for someone else's sake If the life don't seem to suit ya How 'bout a change of scene? Far from the lousy headlines And the deadlines in between
Santa Fe Are you there? Do you swear you won't forget me? If I found you would you let me come and stay? I ain't gettin' any younger And before my dyin' day I want space Not just air Let 'em laugh in my face I don't care Save a place I'll be there
So that's what they call a family Ain't ya glad you ain't that way? Ain't ya glad you got a dream called Santa Fe?"
~ "Santa Fe". Jack Kelly. 'The Newsies Soundtrack'
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Post by spriskeptic on Oct 7, 2008 7:36:37 GMT -5
TV Show Quote:
"Never forget the battles you've fought and won!"
Martin Sheen as President Bartlet in West Wing, written by AAron Sorkin.
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Post by wrath186 on Oct 7, 2008 7:56:22 GMT -5
"You better sit yo' five dollar ass down, before I make change."
--Wesley Snipes as Nino Brown in New Jack City.
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Post by Miss Alicia on Oct 7, 2008 9:44:12 GMT -5
"There is no defeat in death, Master Bruce. Victory comes in defending what we know is right while we still live." Alfred to Bruce Wayne in 'Batman and Robin'.
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Post by wrath186 on Oct 7, 2008 10:05:57 GMT -5
"Oh my god! The quarterback is toast."
--Theo, Die Hard
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Post by spriskeptic on Oct 7, 2008 13:02:06 GMT -5
"We really screwd the pooch on that one"
The Replacements
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Post by wrath186 on Oct 7, 2008 13:40:17 GMT -5
"Andy, I believe in you. Gonnies always make mistakes. Just don't make anymore."
--Sean Astin, Mikey, Goonies.
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Post by Miss Alicia on Oct 8, 2008 15:42:07 GMT -5
"Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away. But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within. And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress. The prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart. And as punishment, she transformed him into a hideous beast and placed a powerful spell on the castle and all who lived there. Ashamed of his monstrous form, the beast concealed himself inside his castle, with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his 21st year. If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a beast?"
Narrator. Beauty and the Beast.
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Post by spriskeptic on Oct 8, 2008 15:52:50 GMT -5
"In the immortal words of Socrates, 'I drank what?'"
Chris Knight (Val Kilmer) in Real Genius
In my opinion, Val Kilmer's best movie ever.
Also from Real Genius:
"His name is on his license plate." "My mother used to do the same thing with my underwear" "Your mother put license plates on your underwear? How did you sit?"
"I want to see more of you around the lab." "Fine, I'll gain weight."
"Mitch, your different than other people, better." "Compared to us, other people have the IQ of a carrot."
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Post by Miss Alicia on Oct 8, 2008 15:55:43 GMT -5
Lina Lamont: Gee, this wig weighs a ton! What dope'd wear a thing like this? Rosco: Everybody used to wear them, Lina. Lina Lamont: Well, then everybody was a dope.
~Singin' in the Rain
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Post by Michelle on Oct 8, 2008 16:57:52 GMT -5
"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good." - Will Smith as Agent J, in “Men In Black”
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Post by Michelle on Oct 8, 2008 16:59:16 GMT -5
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller, in “Ferris Bueller\’s Day Off”
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Post by wrath186 on Oct 9, 2008 7:35:01 GMT -5
"WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!"
--Brad Pitt, Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Second greatest movie of all time.
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Post by spriskeptic on Oct 17, 2008 12:18:41 GMT -5
"Bob has pregnant dog t!ts"
also from Fight Club and not even close to the greatest movie of all time.
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Post by spriskeptic on Oct 17, 2008 12:23:04 GMT -5
"They're not dolls, they're action figures. And I wasn't playing, I was doin' stuff."
Lord Helmet, Spaceballs
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Post by Miss Alicia on Oct 17, 2008 13:29:52 GMT -5
Is that what you tell Robin every night?
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Post by spriskeptic on Oct 17, 2008 13:54:11 GMT -5
No, I don't call it an action figure. But now that you mention it, maybe I should, hmmm.
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Post by spriskeptic on Nov 23, 2008 9:35:05 GMT -5
"Greatness, now matter how brief, stays with a man." - Gene Hackman from The Replacements.
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Post by thejbomb65 on Nov 23, 2008 12:29:39 GMT -5
hell may be our destination but not this trip- jeremy irons, the man in the iron mask
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Post by wrath186 on Nov 24, 2008 10:46:10 GMT -5
Not a movie quote, but still a very funny exchange for those of us who are fans of The Office.
Jim: [to Pam] Hey.
Jim: [Dwight hands Jim a piece of paper] Oh, what's this?
Dwight: That is a demerit.
Jim: [reads demerit] "Jim Halpert, tardiness." Ugh. I love it already.
Dwight: You've gotta learn, Jim. You are second in command, but that does not put you above the law.
Jim: Oh, I understand. And I also have lots of questions, like, what does a demerit mean?
Dwight: [scoffs] Let's put it this way. You do not want to receive three of those.
Jim: Lay it on me.
Dwight: Three demerits and you'll receive a citation.
Jim: Now that sounds serious.
Dwight: Oh, it is serious. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that'll land you in a world of hurt... in the form of a disciplinary review written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.
Jim: Which would be me.
Dwight: That is correct.
Jim: OK, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full disadulation.
Dwight: What's a dis... what's that?
Jim: Oh, you don't want to know.
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Post by spriskeptic on Nov 24, 2008 16:34:00 GMT -5
I'm a star. I'm a star. I'm a big bright shining star. - Boogie Nights
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Post by Miss Alicia on Nov 25, 2008 9:43:23 GMT -5
This isn't from a movie, but it's from the show "Heroes". Was on last week's episode.
"We are all at war with ourselves. It's how we know we're human. All can do is hope we're on the winning side." ~ Sylar
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Post by wrath186 on Nov 25, 2008 14:31:10 GMT -5
"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun." - Ash, Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness.
Third Greatest Movie of All Frickin' Time
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Post by spriskeptic on Feb 16, 2010 8:20:59 GMT -5
“I have no illusions. I lost them on my travels.” John Malkovich in Dangerous Liaisons
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