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Post by spriskeptic on Dec 15, 2008 13:23:41 GMT -5
It's the Holiday Season and that means holiday specials and movies.
I am sure that as you are watching them again and again your favorite quotes are just bouncing around in your head.
So share them here!
Tom.
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Post by spriskeptic on Dec 15, 2008 13:29:10 GMT -5
Scrooged:
"B!tch hit me with a toaster!"
"Did our people do that? We're gonna get letters."
"There, show me a nipple!"
"If it would go bad, we would open it the night before."
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Post by spriskeptic on Dec 15, 2008 13:33:40 GMT -5
A Christmas Story:
"Randy lay there like a slug, it was his only defense."
"Electric sex gleaming in the window"
"You look like a deranged Eater Bunny."
more to come...
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Post by spriskeptic on Dec 15, 2008 13:40:01 GMT -5
Better Off Dead:
"Do you have Christmas in France? Can you say Christmas? Ch-r-i-s-t----m-a-s... Christ-mas."
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Post by daynjohn on Dec 15, 2008 19:04:09 GMT -5
This is actually my favorite quote from A Christmas Story: "In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan. "
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Post by Michelle on Dec 16, 2008 0:58:49 GMT -5
Here are a few of my favorite quotes from my favorite Christmas movie, A Christmas Story:
1. "Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian."
2. "I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!"
3. "I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed."
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Post by wrath186 on Dec 16, 2008 10:17:50 GMT -5
From Christmas Vacation:
As executives follow the CEO into the board room, Clark says:
"Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my a$$, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, happy Hanukkah."
Also,
"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
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Post by daynjohn on Dec 16, 2008 13:05:04 GMT -5
Wise Man #1: Ahem! Brian?s mother: Oh! [falls over in chair] Brian's mother: Who are you? Wise Man #2: We are three wise men. Brian's mother: What? Wise Man #1: We are three wise men. Brian's mother: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.
Life Of Brian
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Post by spriskeptic on Dec 16, 2008 14:50:48 GMT -5
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reigndeer:
I'm cuuuuuuuuuuuude.
Nobody wants a Charlie-in-the-box.
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Post by spriskeptic on Dec 16, 2008 14:53:17 GMT -5
Elf:
"If you're Santa then what song did I sing for you on your birthday?" "Happy Birthday." "D@mn"
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Post by Miss Alicia on Dec 16, 2008 19:13:10 GMT -5
The Polar Express has gotten to be on my top list of fave Christmas movies.
Santa Claus: "This bell is a wonderful symbol of the spirit of Christmas - as am I. Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart."
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Post by spriskeptic on Dec 17, 2008 8:24:18 GMT -5
It can't believe that I forgot this one...
Miracle on 34th Street (the original of course, and the only one that should ever be aired!)
"I believe, I believe. It's silly but I believe."
(BTW this quote works in so many situations. If you say it to yourself at your next business meeting, try not to laugh).
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Post by spriskeptic on Dec 17, 2008 8:28:04 GMT -5
Watched this one last night:
Merry Christmas Charlie Brown (aka A Charlie Brown Christmas):
Linus: "Lucy was right. Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you are the Charlie Browniest."
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